I wrote this article , 'coz I was pointing out that we don't need to host the SEAG 'coz the money is better spent on food and education. I also lambasted no-talent, basketball players because of their astronomical salaries. Here's a comment by one of them sports sympathizers:
mother fucker go to hell!!!!!!!!! suck your own dick and lick your balls!!! your just jealous of this basketball stars because they earn money 5 time that you do and they get all the girls!!! I pity you cause your life is full of hatred and jealousy
Just for fun, I'm gonna temporarily acknowledge that Mister Anonymous (I'm assuming it's a he) here is not a retard. I'm going to answer Anonymous' profound declarations with my meager intellect, point for point.
1. mother fucker go to hell!!!!!!!!!
- Ok, can you give me the address to hell? I'll go there immediately so I can tell your father the stuff that you've been posting in some blog about your mother.
2. suck your own dick and lick your balls!!!
- Hmmm, no capitalisation and multiple exclamation marks. There's definitely a trend going on here. This suggestion is so full of wisdom that when you really contemplate it for about an hour, I swear, you'd think it's the stupidest thing you've ever read.
3. your just jealous of this basketball stars because they earn money 5 time that you do and they get all the girls!!!
- I must admit that indeed, I am jealous of these basketball players. While they're putting a rubber ball inside a round metal and elbow rubbing with the beautiful celebs, “More than 15 million people in rural Philippines are dying of hunger." Imagine the things that I could've done if I had their salaries.
Yep, they do get all the girls, that's why they need to enter showbiz after they retire to pay for annulment, child support, and attorney's fee for bigamy charges.
4. I pity you cause your life is full of hatred and jealousy
- Oh, thank you for pitying me, great one. You seem to know so much about my life, care to write my biography?
Ah, I'm glad I finished that. And in conclusion, I have objectively read Mr. Anonymous' comment, weighed it against my meager intellect and came up with the assumption that--yes--Mr. Anonymous... You are a retard.
